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Brain Teasers: Sweep the cobwebs out of your brain and have a laugh!
- A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
(Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it upward.) - A 10-foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
(Never. The boat rises as the tide goes up.) - A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How’s that possible?
(B is a daughter!) - A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes around the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there?
(It was day time.) - A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
(It didn’t roll – since when did roosters start laying eggs?) - A truck driver is going down a one-way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten law officers. Why is he not detained?
(Because he was not driving! He’s walking on the sidewalk.) - An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
(There is no smoke with an electric train.) - How can a man go eight days without sleep?
(By sleeping during the night time.) - How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
(The Egg won’t crack the concrete floor!) - How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
(It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.) - How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
(None, or else it wouldn’t be a hole.) - If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?
(1 hour! Take the 1st pill right away, half an hour later take the 2nd and half an hour after that the 3rd. Total time spent: just 1 hour!)
